There is a fine line between "sick, kthx" and "not sick, lolk".

The latter looking like it could say ladder from a distance away, and the former wanting you to revert to the status quo.

Well I say neigh, and then I say nein, and then I say a simple no! In this world of ladders and status quo go back to-ers, we need to stand our ground and blow something up with, at least, 50 pounds of raw dynamite.

So in the past few days, I discovered that it doesn't matter if you're wrong or if you're right. It really only just matters if you're NitroWolf, with, or against him in most cases. Although the second two options are no way near as secure as the first, you still feel like something's missing.

Well, that's probably because you're missing out on the joys and rearing of a newborn baby goat. Please, think of the goats, and donate today. You could make a baby goat somewhere in the middle of Africa (we're not going to tell you where) a very happy baby goat.

Heck, we'll let you give it a name that it'll never know, take a picture of it and send it to you, and even try to pass it on as yours, all in the hope that you never actually come to Africa to see this goat.

So call today at (23984)83274443-323453, or e-mail us at "mai-gawd-the-baby-goats!@jdot.com".

Your money will be greatly appreciated. We might even let the animal survive our meat shops for a couple days because of your donation.

Thank you, on behalf of the baby goats.


~This message has nothing to do with baby goats. If you see or recognize anyone you may or may not know in this passage, it is purely coincidence, and not our company shooting video footage of you while you're going about your daily lives. kthx, on behalf of the goats.~